Evony is far, far too addictive.

This is drunk!fic. plz to be forgiving bad spelling + grammar. Will correct when sober. Also, not sure if this makes sense. May well delete later.

( Fic! )

ARGH I HATE CYCLISTS WHAT THE FUCK, NO SERIOUSLY.

Okay. There is a perfectly good cycle path not half a metre from the pavement. It is on the road. It is put there so you cycle in it.

YOU DO NOT FUCKING IGNORE IT, CYCLE ON THE PAVEMENT AND THEN SHOUT SWEARWORDS AT THE PEDESTRIANS WHO AREN'T MOVING OUT OF YOUR WAY.

Rage.

This is what happens when you are a pedestrian in Oxford.

Why won't fic just write itself? -whines-

2200 words and the only bit I actually like about it is the ending line. (Cliffhangers FTW!)

Team Nineteen: Rule 68
Warnings: one instance of swearing, mild, mild implication of one-sided slash
( Rule 68 )


This... didn't turn out as amusing as I hoped it would. I'll try again another time, when I feel like I'm capable of writing humour.

I'm so ridiculously drunk right now.

But hey, I can spell correctly!

I think.

:DDD

Sticking to 100 words is more difficult than I thought it would be. Who knew?

Will be adding more drabbles as I get progressively more bored.

( Harry Potter/Naruto )

( Naruto/Torchwood )

( Dr. Who/Naruto )

( Charlie and the Chocolate Factory/Harry Potter )

Drelfina claimed that her use of three fandoms in one drabble meant she won. Clearly I could not allow this to stand.

( Charlie and the Chocolate Factory/Dr. Who/Harry Potter/Naruto )

Okay, fine. You use five, I'll use seven! =P

( Charlie and the Chocolate Factory/Dr. Who/Dragonriders of Pern/Harry Potter/Naruto/Torchwood/Star Wars )

These drabbles are growing more and more pointless. But hey, eight fandoms!

( Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Dr. Who/Harry Potter/Naruto/Torchwood/Stargate Atlantis/Star Trek/Star Wars )

But hey, it's fic. If you have suggestions on how to make the ending not suck so badly, feel very free to fire them at me. Also, also, also: if anyone has msn/gmail chat and would be willing to be thoroughly spoilerised for any of my longer fics I'd really appreciate having someone to bounce ideas off/show half-written chapters to.

( Naruto/Obito. It makes sense. In some twisted manner. )

Current Status: 1400 words
1500 words

Will drabble for someone who can give me a female Japanese name!

'cause apparently I suck like whoa when it comes to naming characters. And she's going to be kind of important. Eventually.

In about twenty chapters or so.

Intuitively = Look, I've got another half hour before the deadline and I don't feel like writing another ten pages arguing about something that can't be proven one way or another, so just accept that I'm right, bitch.
Historically = No, I really couldn't be bothered to look up the dates.
Before answering the question = oh God, I don't know how to answer the question
It is easy to assume there is some validity in -'s claims = Wrong. So, so wrong. People laugh at you because they're so wrong.
In balance = Um. I don't know the answer. Give me credit for being nice about both viewpoints?