Current Status: 1400 words
1500 words

Will drabble for someone who can give me a female Japanese name!

'cause apparently I suck like whoa when it comes to naming characters. And she's going to be kind of important. Eventually.

In about twenty chapters or so.

Because New is a ridiculously pretty college, I've decided to upload photos. When I discover that I've failed prelims, I hope this will motivate me to study for resits so they don't throw me out come October.

( Behind a cut, for stupid numbers of photos )

Intuitively = Look, I've got another half hour before the deadline and I don't feel like writing another ten pages arguing about something that can't be proven one way or another, so just accept that I'm right, bitch.
Historically = No, I really couldn't be bothered to look up the dates.
Before answering the question = oh God, I don't know how to answer the question
It is easy to assume there is some validity in -'s claims = Wrong. So, so wrong. People laugh at you because they're so wrong.
In balance = Um. I don't know the answer. Give me credit for being nice about both viewpoints?

ARGH.

COULD YOU NOT HAVE TOLD ME I NEEDED A DIFFERENT CALCULATOR MODEL EARLIER? LIKE, SAY, WHEN MY EXAM WAS MORE THAN FIVE FUCKING DAYS AWAY?

YOU SUCK. SO BADLY.

As does Amazon, with its ridiculous express charges. So not cool.

When revision raises its ugly head, I find myself writing.

Sad truth of life.

Anyway, so aaaages ago I did this drabble request thingy and rosalui requested 'TSB? A highly unlikely scenario where Shisui and InoPapa and the gang get to somehow see Sauceycakes with eyes? Preferably kicking ass at the same time? Genjutsu/henge/photograph(lol) whatever?'

Okay, so it's not - exactly - a drabble. And it's just Shisui, instead of the whole gang. And I kind of got distracted.

But hey, fic! (Also, this was done in about forty minutes; there may well be many, many mistakes, but I DON'T CARE. Much.)

( Untitled )

Pizza Hut + Ice Cream Factory + Students = General Unhappiness

Seriously. Pain.

To whichever philosopher made the stupid comment about coerced decision being an entirely different action to decions, therefore Frankfurt was wrong, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, thanks for WASTING TWENTY MINUTES OF MY TUTORIAL. YOU TWAT.

Also, you blatantly don't understand his argument, which makes your distinction worthless as it's IRRELEVANT. Therefore, do not write where impressionable young students can read your idiocy.

Thank you kindly.

...I could draw, so I could design a cover in which Captain America, Wolverine and Mr. Fantastic were terrified, being stripped by tentacles and hinting at rape.

Why, yes. This does quite upset me.

I'm so unloved. -mourns-

I was trying to seriously contemplate whether or not to sign up for a volunteer human rescue frontier thing in Greece, and somehow that descended into abuse.

( I feel this was unwarranted )

Best summary of Twilight I have ever seen - here. Seriously. Made of awesome.

Er - please note, however, that I have netiher read the books nor watched the movie and thus have no idea how accurate it is.